Dear Bunny,
I can't trust my girlfriend. I think she is seeing another guy behind my back. My girlfriend goes to school about four hours away from the town where I play.
Everytime I call some guy answers the phone, which is strange because she lives in a single dorm. When I asked her about the guy, she says that he is a friend over to fix the heating etc. If I find out she's cheatin' I'll #$%^& kill the guy.
Signed: Angry Andy.

Dear Angry One,
You're upset because your honey is giving it up to all the bees in town? So What. You've probably had more bunnies than an Easter Day Parade. She obviously sees something lacking in your relationship. Four hours isn't that far, perhaps you should make a surprise visit to her dorm. You never know what you might find. BUT please spare me with that I'll kill him crap...if you find out she is cheating, you'll be begging her to take you back like the pathetic dogg you are.
Kisses, Bunny~xoxoxo